[Intro]
Tommy: Yo what's poppin Max?
Max: Yo whats up?
Tommy: You hear about Melissa and Shaquille? They did it, man.
Max: Did the devil's tango????
Tommy: Oh yeah.
Max: I'm so mad, imma give you a whole track about it.
Tommy: Oh, nah.
[Chorus]
Bro she fucked a black guy I'm feeling kinda mald
She's such a fucking whore man her shit must be sprawled
They be saying once you go black you never goin back
But we'll see after I kill that nigga to this soundtrack
[Verse 1]
Nah man this shit is fucked up
I been feening for her my heart was struck
No, I'm not bloody having it
It should have been me on her pussy, not some black fuckin drill bit
Yuh, I'm raping this bitch out the back
Yuh, Teach her a lesson for fucking a black
Now look man I'm not racist or anything
But it's not fair! A black dude! Balls deep in her sealing
Damn! Nigga made Melissa unclean
Can't look at her without seeing nigga peen
Shit! She still hot as hell no homo
Imma take her pussy one day like Rivers Cuomo
[Chorus]
Bro she fucked a black guy I'm feeling kinda mald
She's such a fucking whore man her shit must be sprawled
They be saying once you go black you never goin back
Some bullshit it is, Melissa! Return! And some Kodaks!
[Verse 2]
Of your pussy, and those fat milkers too
I think about those honkers all day like a CPU
Please! Don't go back to that nigger Shaquille
Nigger took the virginity that's all he could steal
Me and Tommy, we been buds since like forever
So I came up with a plan to fix this shit to the letter
First we take shaquille down, my dad's AR'll prolly do
Take his corpse to Melissa's house, throw that shit in the window
She wakes up, we RAPE HER, RAPE HER RAPE HER UNTIL THE DAY BREAKS
Drain the blood in the toilet, toss em both in the lake
Blame it on the Klan, or maybe that awkward white kid jake
We get away with it easy money we out to outback steak
[Chorus]
Bro she fucked a black guy I'm feeling kinda mald
She's such a fucking whore man her shit must be sprawled
Y'all will see, just stand back and stand fucking by
That nigger and that whore, dead, bye fucking bye
[Interlude]
Tommy: Dude. Thats fucking racist.
Max: How is that racist?
Tommy: You're saying that we should KILL MELISSA AND SHAQ.
OVER THEM FUCKING. That's fucking racist!
Max: No.
Tommy: YES! You are such a fucking incel. Anyway. We out to that lake?
Max: Yeah, we out. To kill melissa right?
Tommy: NO!
[Outro]
Bro she fucked a black guy I'm feeling kinda mald
Life's not fair man, she should have fucked claud
Or me, really i mean white is right am I bloody right
Whatever man it's over, I'm out to play some fortnite